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lovelesswrists:

Hallucinate Like You Just Took LSD, Legally

Yes, that’s right kids! Tell your dealer goodbye and worry no more about winding up naked on the roof of an office building after a bad trip. Now you can be stoned out of your mind by building a homemade deprivation chamber out of some regular, completely harmless household objects.

You are going to need three things: a ping-pong ball, a radio with headphones and a red light.

Step 1: Turn the radio to a station with just white noise (static), and put on your headphones.

Step 2: Cut the ping-pong ball in half and tape each half over your eyes.

Step 3: Turn the red light so it’s facing your eyes.

Step 4: Sit there for at least a half an hour.

Step 5: Follow Ben Franklin and your new friend, Harold the unicorn, into the gumdrop forest, and live happily ever after.

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thatjeffreykid:

lol

No momento do confronto, o SENHOR disse: “É a hora da violência. Pega a vela, bate na cabeça dele, senão ele também vai subir no altar. E no altar, meu Filho, só tu podes subir!” INRI CRISTO bateu com a vela na cabeça do sacerdote, que, assustado, se evadiu.

OLOLOLOLOLLOLOL. só vim deixar isso aqui.