foco na cara do garotinho.
não é ki eo seja culpado nesse assunto, mas vo ali ruminar minhas tripas de tanto rir.
(via steveisthereason)
05.02.09
71-year-old Geoff Dornan was hauled into court in Southport, England for endangering pedestrians by rollerblading on busy sidewalks.
Mr Dornan, who has a 2,075-person Facebook group devoted to him, is extremely upset because police have confiscated his skates. Police are upset because when they asked him why he does this he replied, “Because that’s how I roll.”
He is amazing!
Seen him in action as that were I’m from.
He’s always in the paper talking about getting done!
pro inferno com meu avô, esse tem até um terno legal. =D
damn you grandpa. =S
10.02.09
The Headless Letter
tsexrex:awesome-everyday:napturality:bennybing:
Dear Ladies,
All men would agree when I say receiving head is marvelous. There isn’t anything that can turn around a bad day than receiving some head. If more men woke up to the receive end every morning, there would be less crime on the streets. It’s a golden feeling when I’m fortunate enough to have a pretty lady that wants to go down on me. Therefore, it is your civic duty to go out and educate yourself on how to properly service your man. I mean no one can make you like giving a blow job, but you can’t just simply refuse to learn how to do it right. For the rest of the ladies who don’t give head, it’s the 21st century and you seriously need to stop lagging behind. Instead of messing up the nights of single men out there, you might as well just get hitched now so that you’ll only disappoint one man night after night. The number one reason why every woman should know how to give a good blow job is very simple. If you don’t do it dear, some other chick will. Trust me, she would not feel guilty about blowing your man too. One name in history is a great example, Monica Lewinsky.
Furthermore, Men who don’t go downtown need to be hung in the public square. I love cunnilingus. Nothing turns me on more than having my face in between a chick’s legs while she breathes heavily, wraps her thighs around my neck and grabs the back of my head. You probably won’t go down on me nearly as much as I go down on you, but I shouldn’t go weeks without remembering the last time I got some brain. So while I can’t expect you to share my enthusiasm for oral sex, you have to put some effort into pleasing me orally. Learning is always fun. Teaching your partner how to please you is a very intimate activity. The two partners can build trust because the woman is in a very emotionally vulnerable state, being that she’s naked and taking instructions. She is showing him that she trusts him to use his words wisely while she has all her guard down. The man is in a physically vulnerable state because she literally has him by the balls. If he chooses to violate the trust she’s put in him, she could end all hopes he has of reproducing.
What the world needs now is love, sweet love, so do all of us a favor people and spread the gift that keeps on giving.
Dr. Benny Bundles MD.
Nobel pro Dr. Benny já. xD
11.02.09
